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Thrusday 7th july (part one)
This BBQ was possibly the worst planned BBQ in the history of BBQ's but it was a half decent effort. Mad props to my man Jammy who kindly drove us all the way out to Mablethopre. It all started at Mr. Chips, where jammy had joined the crew (minus benson) for a breakfast, it was suggested we went for an ice cream at coningsby but then some body, possibly oli had the idea of going to the beach for a BBQ, so in the ensuing 5 minutes of madness burgers, BBQ, paint scraper (for flipping burgers), buns and dust masks were bought. The we hit the road to the sound of the crazy frog, ohhh yes my friend we ARE that cool. With no directions the task of navigation fell to the chef photographer and smoker, JP. We reached our destination with out getting lost once, a fairly impressive task if you ask me. After a few purchases in Mablethorpe we headed up to the beach, but alas it was far to windy for a BBQ in the open so we scouted around for a decent BBQ-able spot, we eventually found one, but not before Jammy stood in some shit :). Now to the lighting, usually it's left to the pyrotechnical ingenuity of but with no deoderant and no decent lighter, desperate measure were called upon after the lighting paper all burnt away. These measures included dry grass which worked ok but wasn't all that effective after ten minutes of trying to light it i came across some shoe polish in Pollards bag which also had some cotton wool with it, this was promptly set on fire and thrown on to the BBQ it worked fantasticly well. So on to stage two the cooking of the burgers which was also full of incident and burnt limbs due to the problem of replacing the grill on to a flaming BBQ. With that done head chef JP threw 4 burgers on the BBQ and got grillin' whilst me and craigy cakes went to make a film. About this time we got a text through from ben explaining the attacks on London, the crew would like to extend there deepest sympathies to anybody affected by the attacks. But in the interest of defiance and showing the bastard perpatrators we continue with the BBQ. After the initial problems in lighting the BBQ (partly down to the weather partly own to a crap BBQ) the burgers sizzled away and were ready in no time and as usual were damn tasty. With all burgers cooked and consumed we extinguished the BBQ and set off home, but not before JP showed off his marksman skills at the shooting booth at the fun fair. We got back to Louth and entered the school carpark to the sounds of brain adams.
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This is where we can give you reports of the BBQ's we have recently had. Duh!
Thrusday 7th july (part one)
This BBQ was possibly the worst planned BBQ in the history of BBQ's but it was a half decent effort. Mad props to my man Jammy who kindly drove us all the way out to Mablethopre. It all started at Mr. Chips, where jammy had joined the crew (minus benson) for a breakfast, it was suggested we went for an ice cream at coningsby but then some body, possibly oli had the idea of going to the beach for a BBQ, so in the ensuing 5 minutes of madness burgers, BBQ, paint scraper (for flipping burgers), buns and dust masks were bought. The we hit the road to the sound of the crazy frog, ohhh yes my friend we ARE that cool. With no directions the task of navigation fell to the chef photographer and smoker, JP. We reached our destination with out getting lost once, a fairly impressive task if you ask me. After a few purchases in Mablethorpe we headed up to the beach, but alas it was far to windy for a BBQ in the open so we scouted around for a decent BBQ-able spot, we eventually found one, but not before Jammy stood in some shit :). Now to the lighting, usually it's left to the pyrotechnical ingenuity of but with no deoderant and no decent lighter, desperate measure were called upon after the lighting paper all burnt away. These measures included dry grass which worked ok but wasn't all that effective after ten minutes of trying to light it i came across some shoe polish in Pollards bag which also had some cotton wool with it, this was promptly set on fire and thrown on to the BBQ it worked fantasticly well. So on to stage two the cooking of the burgers which was also full of incident and burnt limbs due to the problem of replacing the grill on to a flaming BBQ. With that done head chef JP threw 4 burgers on the BBQ and got grillin' whilst me and craigy cakes went to make a film. About this time we got a text through from ben explaining the attacks on London, the crew would like to extend there deepest sympathies to anybody affected by the attacks. But in the interest of defiance and showing the bastard perpatrators we continue with the BBQ. After the initial problems in lighting the BBQ (partly down to the weather partly own to a crap BBQ) the burgers sizzled away and were ready in no time and as usual were damn tasty. With all burgers cooked and consumed we extinguished the BBQ and set off home, but not before JP showed off his marksman skills at the shooting booth at the fun fair. We got back to Louth and entered the school carpark to the sounds of brain adams.
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